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Insight, "Web Depression"

Today’s Web Laureate Classic Insight into last Friday’s poem…

Web Depression

historically

interestingly the link that inspired it all has been deleted and removed from all existence, no witty quote from jason, nor insight into the impending demise of the internet that was to be

sound

leaving us just one panging question, as has gone the immaculate source of my inspiration, so to has gone the depression of the web?

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Classic: "Web Depression"

a to drop
as it did do done drop
from my here
do done seen
how this drop did does
cause my web favs
a jumbled distress
of mad my markets
all flubbed
most now may
go go gone gone
goodbye

 

originally conceived September 28, 2008

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Insight, "Woot: Alpha Peeps"

Today’s Web Laureate Insight to Tuesday’s poem…

Woot: Alpha Peeps

Giggle

finding humor in controversy seems to be something that this website does enjoy, attacking the Associated Press (alpha peeps) for that which they-AP has attacked others

Grin

they of 3 parts, the products, the woot managers, and woot itself

and a promising note it is that after their new acquisition by Amazon they may yet persist in their humorful, consumery, friendiferous ways

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Woot: Alpha Peeps

when all such things so come to pass
one by one. each day, a mass
gets jotted out, a product, in short, in brief.

so they , with wit and humor,
go forth to each new happy consumer;
even those Alpha Peeps who often prefer (to) just beef.

interview[1] 

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Insight, "YouTube & Viacom: Time wasted, Not forgotten"

Today’s Web Laureate Classic Insight into last Friday’s poem…

YouTube & Viacom: Time wasted, Not forgotten

long ago

poem of long ago, a classic one might say. revisiting what was hot back then now appears to be hot again today. a look at all ones experiences being tracked on youtube, being demanded by viacom — some activities of which I am less proud or desirous, more embarassness to share

ago again

had fun with the placement of words, from "…you. Tube" to "…via. Come" to 2 main players in this still ongoing saga

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Classic: "YouTube & Viacom: Time wasted, Not forgotten"

wasting-timePassing my life. Time
Blurred by. Gone
The details art. Full
Experiences sung. When
Shared, laughed to. Night
At PC became day. Spring
Video and next. Ended
Journey of me and you. Tube
Down a gone. I
History protected done. Key
To my is mine. Us
Less ‘OK’ to they is not. Thing
Is wait I stop. Age
To protected when. Did
Do what when via. Come
Now know soon.

 

originally conceived July 4, 2008

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Insight, "Hulu: We’ll Be Right Back"

Today’s Web Laureate Insight to Wednesday’s poem…

Hulu: We’ll Be Right Back

back

if what was for another tab still sent to me — considering the harshness of requesting one to pay to receive ads… but more clear wording was in need than these words preceded … that i originally created but did not feel appropriately expressed the proper sentiment to but to a lesser degree

tab

wrote this while I waited for the commercials to end, the endless commercials, growing number of commercials that continue to… grow at hulu, as i briefly considered their ‘plus’ service, until i realized that of the benefits it promised the free flowing of uninterrupted content was not among them

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Hulu: We’ll Be Right Back

this television program brought to you by
chevy-sofa[1]another another of reason clear why
to inform in their own special way
transparent yet does not matter
in another tab kept briefly at bay

so brings us to feature’s featured plus
with friendly benefits.. more to discuss
obtaining more all from i-boxes to 3
transparentyet does not matter
if with those same you still send to me

 

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Insight, "Zigtag: In Need of Tagging Assistant"

Today’s Web Laureate Classic Insight into last Friday’s poem…

Zigtag: In Need of Tagging Assistant

@End

sometimes it is hard to find just the right words to describe something you poured so march hart into; summarizing with but one or two or few tags

many tools are out there, and one so inspired this work; from its naming reminding me of zig-zag, shaping the structure of it

Within@

as much semantic analysis does in analyzing a document to pull out the core meaning, the core tags, so too does this work have such intentially hidden meaning — with the last letter of each line combines to spell: semantic tagging

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Classic: "Zigtag: In Need of Tagging Assistant"

 

Posts,
              
Of mine,
           
With tags ho-hum,
          
Understood through comments a
        
Many, "sigh" and "no fun."
     
I try all day and all night,
   
To make these tags. I
 
Seek deeper meaning — to mimic,
Of great,
 
And wonderful automata,
    
Instantly scanning,
     
And understanding,
       
Whose sole purpose to find and share multi,
         
Deep, profound, insightful, and subterranean
            
Tags that capture each post’s true meaning.
              

originally conceived May 6, 2008

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