The Web Laureate

Now now
Nobody knew,
Neither ne1
Nor nanoref,
None noted
‘nother ‘n ‘nother,
Narrowing numbers
Negated,
New names
Nearly nurtured,
Noachic numerous
Not known
Never noticed,
Noise noise noise,
Never needed
‘nother name nipper,
Nothin’ nothin’

…but
We should have seen,
Could have seen,
That one after one,
Another into being,
That eventually,
So, so many,
Would exist,
Would be,
And eventually,
URL after URL after URL,
Many,
Shortened,
Yet one more,
One more,
After another more,
Would lead to,
Would come to,
A conclusion,
The only one possible.

At the end of the day,
Had you must say,
We must say,
And understand,
That now and today,
The shorteners,
Ever growing,
New features,
Stats and pre-showing,
That enough is,
Enough is,
Most definitely,
nn.nf.